Jokes for the day

It's on a Monday and people are always under lots of pressure either from their bosses or business partners.it's a beautiful day so ,shake body well well and enjoy these lovely jokes.

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!" 

       

      As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries. The millionaire was impressed. 
       
      He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?" 
       
      The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money, nor do I want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that water!".

A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one wish. 
       
      The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof - the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise. 
       
      Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted. 
       
      He said; "I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me." 
       
      So the the fairy picked up her wand and poof - the husband was 90.

     Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." 

       
      "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!" 
       
      "I know all that." 
       
      "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" 
       
      "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

Enjoy the rest of your day peeps.